Enlist In The Army of FreeThought! 
Stand with the last bastion of humanity and defy the very forces of the Collective by becoming a Lastdays Warrior in the elite group of individualists known as the 

 

Do you question authority?

Do you have a hard time swallowing the large doses of crap which the media spoon feeds you?

Do you consider yourself to be "smarter than the average bear?"

 

Are you willing to spread the truth no matter how much the world doesn't want to know it?

THE TRUTH REVEALED IN SHADES OF GREY!

For hundreds of thousands of years, man has been the victim of invisible forces which have kept his evolution under their strict control.

UNTIL NOW!

At long last, You can be the master of your own evolution!

EXPAND YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS!

Break free of the shackles of guilt and fear which hinder your thinking!

Join the Army of Freethought today and learn how unthinkable multidimensional aliens have created the world’s religions to control and feed off the fear and ignorance of humanity!

Learn to master the weapons of mindcontrol and use them for your own purposes!

Train side by side with veteran mercenaries in the arts of insurgency, guerilla warfare, survival, resistance, psychological operations and MORE!

The End of the World as we know it is right around the corner. Will you be one of the few true patriots to stand firm and hold the final vestige of freedom from those who would destroy all individuality and free will?

The Luciferian Liberation Front stands firm as that final guard against all that is evil and destructive to mankind. Battling those who would cast reason, freethought and individuality into the fires of hell, the warriors of The Front have mortally wounded the beast known as “The Collective of JHVH-1” on countless battlefields across this great land of ours.

More than just another cult or group of fanatical right-wing militiamen, we represent the future of the human race; rational, stalwart and packing enough fire-power to blow the enemy back to the stone age!

But don’t take our word for it! Hear what others have said about the freedom fighters of the Luciferian Liberation Front, People’s Temple, Free Urantia:

“You guys have given Christianity the atomic pile driver from the top turn-buckle. Here’s my ten bucks, sign me up!” -- N. Steinberg

“It’s about time somebody told the REAL story! Here’s my ten dollar membership offering.” -- J. Smith

“If I ever find you guys I'll stone you myself.” -- Some Christian Fanatic

“You guys will burn in Hell for this stuff and I'll be laughing from heaven while I watch. God’s just letting you keep doing it so He can REALLY turn up the heat in the furnaces for you.” -- Some other lunatic

“Boy, you sure know your Bible, I wish I had this stuff years ago! Here’s my ten dollar love offering. Keep it comin’! -- B. Roberts

“And because of this, God shall send them strong delusion that they should believe a lie; that they all might be damned.” -- II Thess.2:11

“Where have you been all my life? Thanks for helping me finally feel free after years of guilt and doubt. Here’s my ten bucks! Add my name to the warrior rolls! -- K. Barker

Now, at last, the secrets of the conspiracy are revealed to those who are willing to pay the price for knowledge. You too can spread havoc among the mindless minions of the collective and free the oppressed in a neighborhood near you by following the time-proven methods of devangelism as described in this article. Don’t let time be your master! Take charge of your life TODAY!

What do I need to do?

No meetings to attend! No committments to keep! Do as much or as little as brings you complete slack! Simply fill out the online form at the bottom of this page (with a valid email address) and sit back and watch the propoganda pour in. As an ordained member of the Luciferian Liberation Front you will gain access to the elite ultra-confidential super secret hideout area of the website where you can print out your own "Get Out Of Hell Free" membership card and be identified as a freethinking warrior of the last days. You’ll also have access to the templates and instructions on how to reproduce the anti-tracts to help you spread the word of truth! It doesn't get any better than this!

Devangelism techniques:

Public awareness of the dangers of religion and its origins can be easily increased by simply leaving anti-tracts in publicly accessible locations. Some of the more successful places to leave anti-tracts are:

ON CAR WINDSHIELDS 

IN RESTROOMS 

ON NEWSPAPER DISPENSORS 

NEIGHBOR’S MAILBOX 

ON PARK BENCHES 

SCHOOL CAMPUSES 

ROCK CONCERTS 

LAUNDROMATS 

LIBRARY BOOKS 

CHURCH PEWS 

NEW BIBLES AT BOOKSTORES 

WAITING ROOMS 

PHONE BOOTHS 

HOLIDAY PARTIES 

AS TRICK OR TREAT SURPRISES OR STOCKING STUFFERS

FAMILY REUNIONS 

OUTSIDE CHURCHES, TENT REVIVALS, HEALINGS, PRAYER MEETINGS OR OTHER RELIGIOUS GATHERINGS 

The possibilities are nearly LIMITLESS! And best of all, IT’S GREAT FUN!

Give the Fundies a taste of their own medicine while reaching out to the next generation of freethinkers with the help of the Luciferian Liberation Front.

GET OUT OF HELL for FREE!

Your membership card also serves as a “Get Out Of Hell Free Card.” Signed by the God of this World Himself, this card grants you free passage in and out of the depths of Hades as a warrior of Lucifer. No saviors to accept, no absolution or repentance necessary, just walk right on out...IF you have the card. “Don’t leave home without it.”

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ICreed of the Luciferian Liberation Front

  • We believe in self-realization and self-determination.
  • We believe in objectivism and rational self-interest.
  • We believe in humanism and respect individuality.
  • We believe in diversity and plurality; E Pluribus Unum.
  • We believe in reason, logic and freethought.
  • We believe that a truly superior being needs no worship.
  • We believe in the freedom to dissent.
  • We question authority and resist all forms of tyranny.
  • We believe intelligent beings should be allowed to rule themselves.
  • We believe in only one race; the human race.
  • We believe in the virtues of slack. PRABOB
Do you agree to uphold the creed of the Luciferian Liberation Front and stand firm as a warrior in the battle for the freedom of the minds of humanity?
Yes, I solemnly agree.
No, I think I'll remain pink.
 Who do you REALLY believe is responsible for all the religions on this planet?
God/gods
J.R. “Bob” Dobbs
Extraterrestrials
Man’s wishful thinking
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Lucifer has been misquoted from the beginning. He wasn’t kicked out of heaven, he left in disgust over the incompetent and grossly negligent management. 

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